Before you join, you must agree to the following:

1. You must accept me as your unyielding ruler. If you don't, then why the devil are you here?
2. You must want Lois not to be alive anymore. If you don't know who Lois is, I'll fill you in: she's the wretched woman who imprisoned me in her womb for nine months.
3. If you have a website, you must display my image on it so my name can infiltrate the internet, much like an infectious disease.
4. If your website is inappropriate, don't bother. You know what I mean, you sick little moo-cows. No pornography. For every bit of pornographic material I find, I shall kill you.
5. In order to keep track of just how far my fanbase has spread, I request certain pieces of information from you. This includes your country of residence and your name. If you are being hunted by authorities or previous overlords and prefer not to dilvulge your identity, a decent nickname will do. The rest is clearly indicated in the form for joining.

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